WWE Cyber Sunday 2007 Almost Live Coverage

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First of all i would like to say fuck off to the retard who decided to crash his car on the motorway and thus delay my return from the SECC after seeing Meat Loaf (which was awesome BTW) and as a result i’m joining the PPV 40 mins late so all i can do is apologise but let’s see what happens.

Results of opening matches

Rey Mysterio defeated Finlay in a stretcher match
CM Punk defeated The Miz to retain the ECW Championship

Losers from the WWE Championship Vote Match
Jeff Hardy vs. Mr. Kennedy
Can Mr. Kennedy fuck this match up as badly as the HBK incident this past Monday night? The answer is not quite although it was a bore fest. Kennedy wins after countering Hardy into a 3 count.

Michael Cole just announced that Matt Hardy has not been cleared to compete tonight and thus their match is off…ABSOLUTE FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!! I WANT MY MMA MATCH MOTHERFUCKING CUNT BASTARDS!!!

JBL just played one of the greatest videos ever showing why he should be the guest referee in the World Heavyweight Championship match, i feel slightly better.

United States Championship Match
MVP vs. either Kane, Mark Henry or The Great Khali

The lucky winner is…Kane. Short match, both guys went for each other’s ribs. Kane wins via count out after MVP is tossed to the outside and does not make it back into the ring.

WWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Championship Match
Randy Orton(c) vs. Shawn Michaels

Yes, that is how Lillian Garcia announced the match. Lenne Hardt did not interfere. HBK gets a very quiet reaction to his entrance…weird. Match off to a fast start, both guys getting offence in.
HBK gets control for a while until Orton back suplexes him onto the crowd barrier. HBK is all over Orton and sets up for Sweet Chin Music but Orton gets himself DQ’d after a low blow. More fucking bullshit. Fuck this PPV. Cyber Sunday: The night of bullshit finishes! Post match, Orton sets up for the soccer kick to HBK’s head but he is caught by Sweet Chin Music. Michaels stands victorious, what that means i don’t know but there you go.

Street Fight, First Blood or Cage Match
HHH vs. Umaga

Fans choose a street fight, i was expecting a steel cage match. HHH won of course.

Diva Halloween Costume Contest
Mickie James won.

World Heavyweight Championship Match
Fans choose the referee: JBL, Stone Cold Steve Austin or Mick Foley
Stone Cold is the ref. Batista wins after two Batista Bombs.

Fuck this PPV.

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